I have been way too busy lately. I mean fucking A, the last time I checked, I am supposed to be a lazy, good for nothing motherfucker. I guess it all started when Jessica and I decided to refinance our house to pay off all of our debt. We have this nice little meeting with the refinance people and they say "well, it usually takes about 3 weeks but we like to get it done in 2." That was 7 weeks ago and the fucking thing still isn't done. I have been calling that bastard everyday for a week but I am starting to lose my patience. If it isn't done on Monday I am going to call him and say "I don't care how many cocks you have to suck to get this thing done, but I want to sign the fucking papers tomorrow." I don't even care if he isn't gay, sexual favors is the only way to get things done sometimes (I don't know personally.....). I hate mortgage shit, I have had nothing but bad experiences so far. Granted this is only the second time I have ever dealt with it, but you would think that someone would get something right at least half the time. On top of that, last week someone decided that their car needed wheels more than mine so they stole the wheels off of my car while it was parked in my fucking driveway. That really sucked. Insurance covers it but after my $500 deductible. I am pissed about the whole thing, but I have to take my hat off to the guys that did it, it takes balls to do something like that in the early morning hours the day after thanksgiving. It is no fun having your neighbor wake you up just so you can see your car sitting on cinder block in your own driveway. It is all taken care of now so I am getting over it.
Work is still fucking awesome. I wake up in the morning and don't want to call in everyday. I don't even mind leaving the house in the morning. I stumbled into something good yet again, I love being me. I don't know how I do it. Some of those fuckers that I work with are crazy though. When I am saying that someone is crazy it really means something. These people have some issues that need to be worked out. However, I hang out with them anyway because I can learn a thing or two from them.
I am so busy anymore that it is hard to think of the days when I went to school and worked part time. I was reading over some of my past journal entries earlier tonight and all I have to say is that I am one sick and twisted fuck. I am afraid that I have also corrupted my poor and innocent wife. She has started saying some sick ass shit when we are watching TV. Vulgar comments about anybody and everybody on the screen. I am so proud of her, she just couldn't help but be overcome by my indecent shortcomings. She had no way to resist the power of my twisted mind and hot ass. It's not my fault I have a hot ass, I can't help it.