RanDawg (wasabiabi) wrote,

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As Promised......

Mr. Andre is perhaps one of the coolest people I have ever met. The man is amazing. I have never seen so much positive energy rolled up into one person. In fact, I don't think I have ever seen him mad. Unfortunately for me, I suck and I haven't seen him since my wedding. However much I suck though, he still had these nice things to say.

1. I'll respond with something random i like about you.
The fact that you're almost totally random is way cool
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
Eminem - One Shot 2 Shot
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
Green, like wasabi hahahha
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
"Man, f@#$ bein' a chicken, that would suck!" And, "KODAMA"
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
ITV Room, Greenway High..."Who is this guy? Black crack..? What..?"
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A Grizzly Bear that's way friendly
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
How in blazes is it that you settled down before any of us?!

Everything is pretty straight forward if you know me at all. As for the last one, I have no idea how I was able to settle down so quickly. Seriously, I used to be fucking crazy. Staying awake all weekend at drunken LAN parties and working while everyone else slept. There was a time when staying up to 4am was a normal thing. I still can't believe what happened. One night I was sitting at home hitting the bong after a serious hang out session with the guys and two years later I am married and living in my own house?????? I mean how the fuck did that happen? I bet it was the Farm System.

I think I have figured out why some marriages work and why some don't. After some observation and some first had knowledge I have seen a common factor in why people stay together. I first noticed this when I was with my mom and her man friend one day. They are both crazy. Now, alot of crazy people get married but it doesn't work out, but my mom and Mark are crazy in the same way. They both like to do the same crazy things. So I was talking to Jessica a few weeks ago and we were saying all kinds of sick shit about something we saw on TV and taking everythign much further than it should have gone, that is my specialty afterall. That is when I realized that we are both fucking sick. Now, there are alot of sick people that get married and it doesn't work out, but Jessica and I are sick in the same way. It is a simple formula: Pick out one of your prominent character traits and find someone that has the same trait and you can stand. Nothing will ever come between you because you will always have something in common. I mean, I am a sick and twisted fuck and I found someone that I can share that with and who appriciates it. The hardest part is finding that person.

One more day at Bravo Delivery. I feel like a kid with one more day until summer vacation. My boss took me out to lunch today and we talked about all the good times we have had over the last couple years. That was really cool of him. Only 8 more hours....
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